May 2012
Fuark I need a job.
Dad: I was about to fight a big Arab man for some goats cheese
bbboa:
i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
It’s almost 11pm and my bird is serenading himself in the mirror so bloody loud! We get it, you’re a pretty boy!
The judges on master chef are so patronising.
WHY DO I WATCH TV I HATE EVERYTHING THAT’S ON!
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and...
– Sylvia Plath (via theroseonthegrey)
Giggidy bop
Looking through old photos makes me sad.
None of these people exist anymore.
People do not seem to realise that their opinion of the world is also a...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via creatingaquietmind)
Excuse me
Please give me a book to read.
Your favourite book.
A book that is so amazing that I must read it.
Thank you.
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Alcohol is my only friend.
At least it wants to hang out with me.
feeding-line asked: SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE BACK!